When we were getting close to the 2016 election, an enormous amount of celebrities got to the conclusion and were vocal when stating it that they wouldn’t even dare to think that it is acceptable to live in a “Trump’s America.”
As you would think, now that Trump is the future president, they tried to go back on their word, giving the fact that they are refusing to leave the country, so they engage in a mockery scenario.
Speaking of the mockery, a satirical recording was recently released that contained a pre-flight announcement from a “Trump pilot” on a flight transporting celebrities to Canada.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” the “Trump pilot” started.
“We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,” he segued.
He, the “pilot” continued with the mention of the fact that once the plane had reached cruising altitude the attendants would come by and collect their U.S. citizenship renunciation forms alongside beverages and crying towels for their never-returning! Hilarious!
“Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were suitably informed. “We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”
Hear the whole “announcement”!
The only thing not that pleasing about this hilariousness is that it is a mere satire. Too bad that those unpatriotic people are not people of their word, so they could actually leave!
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